I love dorky boxy cars .. I love old volvos I love station wagons .. I love them bring them to me

Tags: adventures

beemp bomp I need to get a car (and also uh learn to drive maybe) and I’m thinking about a mid-90s volvo station wagon ………

look at the 1995 940 I really like it

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jaimelnanister:

crimelords:

I want 2 die

i know how you feel baby………… last year when i got bangs i hated how short my hair was………………….. i really liked having long hair and so sometimes i have days where i really want short short hair (like today) but like long hair is my thing and i know i could never cut it

smh I feel better now but like .. damn .. I am NOT making this mistake again

I miss you already

holy shit

mom cut off a lot more hair than I thought she did

it barely even covers my chest beans now

:^/ it’ll grow back out and it’s a lot healthier now but. this sucks. I want my waist-length hair back

aight

aight

catsmieu:

art intensive ft. chalk pastels aka how to add color to your outfit and face

crimelords:

the other day someone in my ap euro class asked me to explain the difference between communism and dictatorships because they “didn’t get it”. wh

crimelords:

the other day someone in my ap euro class asked me to explain the difference between communism and dictatorships because they “didn’t get it”. wh

portomorrow:

my cat took these

I am not remotely joking

every time I started to take one he would start rolling all over the keyboard and pushing on the trackpad with his head

you can see him in the bottom of the frame look

Tags: CUTIES PLEASW

hello here’s a silly gay text I just sent & some of my favorite toulouse-lautrec pieces

(Source: chelaif, via leninistvaporwave)

leninistvaporwave:

yes Stalin did commit errors

I’m gonna need you to check your facts there buddy

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

(via leninistvaporwave)

I paused spotify when I was listening to “me & mr jones” because I realised it was the censored version and .. god help me .. I really like the way amy winehouse says “fuck”

:^Y I love her … I love this lady

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crimelords:

meep moop look how cupe my icon in boything’s phone is  it’s me w/ my littl stalin matryoshka

he changed it

crimelords:

meep moop look how cupe my icon in boything’s phone is
it’s me w/ my littl stalin matryoshka

he changed it

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