[heavy sigh of relief]

[heavy sigh of relief]

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this selfie looks good in every single filter. put me in the record books. tell your ma & pa. let my story live forever

Healthy Relationship.jpg Part 2

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THIS IS THE LIFE
I’m livin large and in charge
Healthy Relationship.jpg

Healthy Relationship.jpg

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I really like these drawings I did awhile ago .. I posted them in a big photoset awhile ago w/ other drawings on the same page but I think these are my favorites .. so …… here have them again

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don’t use the word “sexy” I will send you current pics of me making a yuck face & old pics of me making a yuck face. blast from the past yuck face

don’t use the word “sexy” I will send you current pics of me making a yuck face & old pics of me making a yuck face. blast from the past yuck face

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And Natalie Dormer
and natalie dormer…..

NATALIE DORMER ……

academic aesthetic

I’m having such a queer day …. oof… the asexuality is strong today .. the boy hate is strong today .. no dysphoria though Thank U Lord ….. I don’t want anyone to ever touch me or kiss me or look at my curvy bits.. nope nope no thank you no thanks no siree….. girls are beautiful and I never want to touch them .. boys can all go to rodent hell where the smell of burning mice is inescapable

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I don’t like boys

[sees a pic of josef stalin]

I .. I do like boys ..?

I don’t like boys ..!!! I like coca-cola and girls with stretch marks

sometimes I remember I’m dating a CisHet Bearded White Teenage Boy and I take a moment and go

why

I’ve been doing housework/stuff on my to-do list for the last 5 or 6 hours and I’m exhausted. I scrubbed my bathroom for 45 minutes straight and my knees hurt. I still have a lot to do. if I don’t have a cold coca-cola at the end of all this I will Die. I will be finished. I will sit back and become a skeleton and chill for the rest of time

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Together in murderous showgirl heaven
AMEN