GOIN TO BED BEFORE MIDNIGHT
(granted it’s less than 2 minutes before but)
GOIN TO BED B E F O R E MIDNIGHT

Tags: adventures

chickensnack:

Tuesday or whatever

chickensnack:

Tuesday or whatever

(via rpgtsukuru)

Tags: tuesday

i feel ya, usually when ur fat you at least get big boobs but nah the titty gods have not been kind. cute bras make everything better though
I am in that situation and it is the most miserable experience ever and it is literally my biggest insecurity I hate it so much
I’m seeing.. a common issue here…… time to do some dark magic and get revenge on the boob gods for fuckin us over like this
I will pray for them 🙏

I will pray for them 🙏

honestly they make me!!! really uncomfortable!!!!! I did not sign up to see some gross meatcake ken doll flaunting his d*ck in tiny tighty whites!!! I never wanted to see that & I scroll past it at least once a day. please let peace return. please let these washed-up child stars stop clawing at the limelight by showing off for thirsty Straights

honestly they make me!!! really uncomfortable!!!!! I did not sign up to see some gross meatcake ken doll flaunting his d*ck in tiny tighty whites!!! I never wanted to see that & I scroll past it at least once a day. please let peace return. please let these washed-up child stars stop clawing at the limelight by showing off for thirsty Straights

ahh true. I should just be thankful I ain’t in that situation where one is a cup size bigger than the other because That Sounds Like Hell

ahh true. I should just be thankful I ain’t in that situation where one is a cup size bigger than the other because That Sounds Like Hell

shout-out to my boobs for being tiny & misshapen. love you guys. unfortunately some god hates you & that’s why you are the way you are. it’s alright. small but mighty, my dear friends. small but mighty

fewer pictures of shia labeouf & nick jonas. more pictures of kristen stewart and…. kristen stewart

50% of my relationship is built upon jokes about alexander hamilton. the other 50%? your mom jokes

50% of my relationship is built upon jokes about alexander hamilton. the other 50%? your mom jokes

ok yes that is Genius

ok yes that is Genius

media-cache-ec0.pinimg…. maybe
ok true that isn’t inbred southerners trashy it’s more My Super Sweet 16 Trashy you feel me
yes yes yes we can post pics and compare!
woo! hopefully I do not forget!!

howdyspacebuddy replied to your post:is there a way to wear silver glittery eyeshadow…

it is now my goal to find a way to subvert this

wanna both go for it tomorrow??

is there a way to wear silver glittery eyeshadow without looking like inbreeding southern trash on prom night

what that doesnt..what
right. right. I paused it and I’m just eating my enchilada in silence.. I don’t understand